Ok so today I was talking to one of the little girls that is a camper at my job and this is kind of how the conversation went

Girl: I’m a robber

Me: Oh really?

Girl: yeah

Me: what kind of people do you rob?

Girl: poor innocent orphans

Me: what! Why!

Girl: so I can give it to the rich

Me: oh okay so you’re like Robin Hood but instead of helping the poor you steal from them.

Girl: yep

Me: oh ok I get it you’re a republican